BRANDS I’M INTO: HERBAL FACE FOOD – BEST NATURAL ANTI-AGING SERUM, BEST ORGANIC FACE SERUM
I was having dinner with one of my besties the other day and she was observing how I seem to be living my life bigger, bolder, unafraid again.
“You’re living like you’re dying,” she declared.
And it got me thinking. Pre-Covid and before the migraines, it was very common for me to escape for long weekends. I’d get away to places as far from NYC as it seemed possible to journey over a three- or four-day stretch. Cape Town. Moscow. Rio de Janeiro. Even Saigon.
I love to fly and it was not out of question for me to take that 16-hour, red-eye flight to Tokyo on a Thursday and be back home to work by Monday morning, my carry-on packed with Japanese Kit Kats. It seems a bit crazy to me now, but those trips kept the monotony at bay and kept me sane — as jet-lagged as I was afterwards.
I took to the skies again this past weekend, but it was a far cry from those half-day flight across the world. Instead, I headed by subway to the heliport at the bottom of Manhattan Island and hopped on a helicopter for a 15-minute adventure above the City. I’ve actually done it three or four times now and post-Covid, it felt more exhilarating than I remember it being.
Seeing the City from above is surreal. From that high up, you don’t have any sense of the chaos, the energy, the diversity of its people and its worldly food. Instead, you experience its majesty, its promise and its utter improbability. Once again I was in awe, amazed anew at how that slender, 13-mile long island became New York City, the world’s city – and the greatest city on Earth.
In reflection, hovering over my city for those fifteen unreal, otherworldly minutes, I came to realize I’m not living like I’m dying.
I’m living like I didn’t die…
The skincare stuff starts here.
Speaking of otherworldly experiences, I often joke about seemingly inexplicable alien technology in skincare. And I pride myself on having the unique ability to uncover alien skincare when I see it. It’s a real craft! The first product I ever discovered from another planet was the cult Japanese sunscreen Skin Aqua Super Moisture Milk SPF 50+ PA++++. No joke, the first time I tried it I was like, What is going on here? Where did this come from and how have I not tried it until now?! It is not of this earth!
(You can catch my review of the Skin Aqua Super Moisture Milk in a previous blog article here.)
If you haven’t experienced the ridiculously light and not-of-this-earth Super Moisture Milk sunscreen, you probably don’t have a clue what I’m talking about right now. As they say…
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So yeah, I have a keen sense for truly exceptional, “alien technology.” So when I come across a product made from otherworldly stuff that’s actually found right here on Earth, it’s a whole other level of extra-ordinary.
Let me introduce you to Herbal Face Food, made from extraordinary stuff found on Earth.
Over the last several weeks, I’ve been fortunate to chat with the founder of this unusual, new (and yes, otherworldly!) skincare brand. Herbal Face Food’s creator, J. Michael Zenn is a published author whose book, The Self Health Revolution, is the only book ever to be endorsed by the pioneer in natural, organic foods, Whole Foods Markets.
I spend a lot of time (and money!) at Whole Foods. There’s a slimmed-down version of the organic grocer called Whole Foods 365 just a short five-minute walk from my apartment in Fort Greene, Brooklyn.
In fact, during the pandemic Whole Foods was one of only three or four places I dared to go when venturing out of the apartment.
It was those strolls through Whole Foods and Fort Greene Park on most pandemic days that kept me sane and sated. In retrospect, I guess I thought it was somehow worth the risk. Or I just needed an excuse to get out of the house.
To this day, twice a week, I actually pop into Whole Foods for my organic and vegan food supplies and a couple dozen fresh-cut roses. Roses happen to be one my favorite flowers — and one of the most common flowers that are safe for cats. When I’m not looking, Orpheus loves to gnaw on the petals and leaves of any flowers I bring into the apartment. I have a feline child, so the flowers have to be safe.
Psst…while roses are among the safest, tulips are the worst for cats and can actually be fatal. If you’re curious, there’s a comprehensive list of plants and flowers that are either safe or toxic for cats here.
I’m fascinated by plants and flowers and it’s that curiosity that drew me to Herbal Face Food’s organic, wild-harvested skincare to begin with.
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Similar to the founding story of many skincare brands, Michael created Herbal Face Food to treat a personal skin condition for which the broader market had no solution. Cult favorite Creme de la Mer was developed by its founder, aerospace physicist Dr. Max Huber, to treat his own facial burns suffered in a lab accident (or so the story goes!).
And among the best probiotic acne skincare, Australia-based Amperna found its footing by addressing the perioral dermatitis and skin sensitivity of its entrepreneurial founder, Kiri Yanchenko. Nothing was working to treat her conditions, so Kiri made it herself. Today, her skin is in perfect balance.
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Herbal Face Food and its founder Michael Zenn have intrigued me from the start. Michael’s story and the founding of his brand began with his own futile attempts to undo self-afflicted skin damage. I think that’s something most of us can relate to!
Excerpt from Herbal Face Food founder Michael Zenn’s personal skin story:
I truly know what it's like to see my face and skin go from youthful, unblemished radiance to something much less than perfect. It was extremely painful to experience. My face had become severely damaged.
I spent 15 years exposing my skin to the harsh conditions of tanning beds, unwittingly causing extreme hyper-pigmentation on my face. I was told by numerous skincare professionals that the damage was permanent. While a quick fix of bleaching and laser surgery might help, it would never be cured and the hyperpigmentation would come back. I was shocked and dismayed that modern science and the world’s most advanced skincare laboratories did not have a long-term solution for me.
So I had to take my skin into my own hands, and look for the answer outside the lab. That’s when I began to discover plant-based intelligence and science. I knew that plants existed millions of years before humans, but what I found was that plant intelligence and plant-chemicals are indeed far more complex and powerful than their synthetic counterparts.
Collaborating with leading herbalists and botanists, over a decade we sought-out and identified the world’s most powerful antioxidant plants and phytochemicals. Harnessing super-concentrated, whole-plant chemicals, we created the most potent anti-aging serum ever formulated.
Now I finally had a product that could heal my skin. I began to use the newly minted serum to treat my skin issues, and within just four weeks all of the “permanent” hyper-pigmentation had disappeared.”
My own experience with two of the Herbal Face Food serums has been exceptional. To be honest, there has never been anything comparable in my daily skincare routine. They’re that unique.
For several weeks now, I’ve been using Herbal Face Food’s The Serum I and the highly concentrated Herbal Face Food The Cure X. Both feel like nothing I’ve ever experienced on my skin before.
Are they made with alien technology?
I’ve pressed Michael for a straight answer and he always leaves me with just enough doubt. Like that recently released U.S. Government report on UFOs.
From the New York Times article titled, U.S. Finds No Evidence of Alien Technology in Flying Objects, but Can’t Rule It Out, Either: “American intelligence officials have found no evidence that aerial phenomena witnessed by Navy pilots in recent years are alien spacecraft, but they still cannot explain the unusual movements that have mystified scientists and the military, according to senior administration officials briefed on the findings of a highly anticipated government report.”
Read that again: “But they still cannot explain the unusual movements that have mystified scientists and the military.” That’s what the experience of Herbal Face Food has been like for me. It’s virtually inexplicable!
If it’s unclear whether Herbal Face Food formulas are made from alien technology, what do we actually know?
Well, we know that each of the Herbal Face Food serums is made from organic and wild-harvested ingredients — and 100% made from plants. The brand is careful to make the distinction that the formulas are themselves plants, not plant-based. In fact, each serum is formulated with up to 50 botanicals, many of which have rather potent anti-aging, anti-inflammatory benefits.
What Is Organic Skincare and Is Organic Skin Care better?
I think about this often. Should I only be eating organic fruits and vegetables? The answer to that seems obvious. Yes, when given the choice, opt for organic. But what about skincare? Is there a real benefit to organic products and ingredients? I found an insightful piece that takes a deep-dive into all-things-organic in Elle magazine titled, Everything You Need To Know About Organic Skincare According To May Lindstrom.
Excerpts from the piece:
Organic skincare - it's always been on our 'if we were being better people' to do list we've never quite got around to. But, if we're going by the theory that organic produce is better for our diets, surely organic skincare is just as beneficial for our complexions? Or is it
Clearing up the confusion is natural beauty expert, brand founder and proud owner of the best skin we've ever encountered in real life, May Lindstrom.
What are the benefits of organic skincare?
“Just like with food, organically grown ingredients often have higher nutrient levels, and are missing chemical residues that can irritate skin or potentially cause long term harm in the body.
“Your skin absorbs whatever you put on it, so I follow the same philosophy for skincare as I would in my diet. There is simply no place for pesticides or unnecessary synthetics. It's not about being an "organic" brand as much as it is creating the highest possible quality skin treats that I am capable of.”
In addition, each of the Herbal Face Food serums possesses elevated ORAC-rated antioxidant activity on the skin. If you’re unfamiliar with the ORAC scale, there’s an excellent piece on the Scientific American website titled, What Are ORAC Values?
From the article: “ORAC stands for Oxygen Radical Absorbance Capacity. It's a lab test that attempts to quantify the ‘total antioxidant capacity’ (TAC) of a food by placing a sample of the food in a test tube, along with certain molecules that generate free radical activity and certain other molecules that are vulnerable to oxidation.”
Notably, both the Herbal Face Food The Serum I and The Cure X are vegan, sustainably and ethically sourced and, perhaps my favorite characteristic of the two formulas, they’re 100% edible. (For the record, I have yet to taste them.)
It is actually difficult to explain the experience when using them. Without meaning to sound hyperbolic, they feel like the essence of plant life on your skin. It’s a tingling that I’ve not experienced prior. Sure, I’ve felt the irritation that essential oils like peppermint oil cause. And, I certainly recognize the sensation of 20% Glycolic Acid on my skin. The Herbal Face Food experience is unlike either of those.
“I’m humbled by Mother Nature, and this work is profoundly exciting to me. I love seeing amazing raw plant materials come to life in our products and demonstrating that true luxury, efficacy and health consciousness can coexist. Now more than ever, plant-chemicals can offer real power, and I’d love to show you how.”
- Michael Zenn, founder Herbal Face Food
With that, let’s have a look at two of Herbal Face Food’s extraordinarily otherworldly skincare products made (or not?!) with alien technology from organic, natural ingredients found right here on Earth…
Herbal Face Food | The Serum I
Of the two Herbal Face Food serums, the brand’s The Serum I is “level one” in the routine and considered the opening act of the skin repair regimen. It’s the daily go-to serum and I’ve used it morning and evening as either the last step of my routine or just before a heavier moisturizer or facial oil.
Consisting of 25 of what the brand characterizes as “the world’s most powerful botanicals including the top 5 rarest, most expensive plant concentrates on the planet,” Herbal Face Food’s The Serum I feels like life on your face. It’s as if the plants hibernating in the bottle come alive again on your skin.
I imagine that’s what alien technology is supposed to do!
Upon application, you become immediately aware that something weirdly invigorating is occurring on the surface of your skin. As I mentioned, it’s not an off-putting burning sensation; it’s more of an intense sensation — a bizarre intensity I’ve never experienced before. It’s as if your skin is being jolted back to life.
The potent blend of plant-derived enzymes and antioxidants are activated as they are absorbed into the skin’s surface layers. Within 10 minutes, that initial jarring intensity recedes, though there’s a discernible underlying sensation for about an hour afterwards.
At no time does my skin ever become red or appear irritated — as is my experience with essential oils. In fact, there is only a single fragrant plant oil in the formula, about mid-way down the 25-ingredient-deep INCI. Within about two hours, my complexion seems to become more reflective and alive. I look and feel refreshed.
Herbal Face Food describes The Serum I concoction this way: “Our powerful, potent serum is packed with Anti-Oxidants and Anti-aging phytonutrients that heal your skin at the cellular level and address the top signs of aging in 3 days or less (no kidding). Start with Serum I and power your way up through the Serum Series.”
I’ve really put the stuff to the test, wanting to assure myself that what my skin was reacting to wasn’t just irritation from fragrant plant oils. Though given the fact that there is but a lone plant oil in the formula in the form of Cananga Odorata Leaf Oil (aka Ylang Ylang), I was pretty confident something else was indeed going on.
So I applied it to my face right after I shaved!
On my freshly shaven skin, I experienced the same unusual lively sensation as I have on the rest of my face whenever using it. No irritation, no burning, no redness. Just that invigorating jolt.
The Serum I formula is a healthy blend of numerous antioxidant botanicals with nary a drop of water in the INCI. The first ingredient, in fact, is common Aloe Barbadensis Leaf Extract, proven to effectively soothe and nourish the skin. Notably, the entire top ten consists of one botanical extract after another. I’m not sure I’ve ever seen that before. The first ten ingredients are all plant extracts! And the texture is a reflection of that. It’s super lightweight, with a slightly pulpy consistency.
Herbal Face Food says that The Serum I is suitable for even sensitive skin types. While I sometimes experience sensitivity on my forehead, I wouldn’t characterize my skin as sensitive. That said, I haven’t experienced any signs of irritation or sensitivity on my forehead or anywhere else for that matter. Just healthy, refreshed skin that appears to come alive!
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Herbal Face Food | The Cure X
As intense as the Herbal Face Food The Serum I is, the highly concentrated Herbal Face Food The Cure X is even more so. Like that first-step skin serum, The Cure X is composed of 100% plant extracts comprising more than double the botanicals.
Herbal Face Food refers to their superstar The Cure X serum as ideal for “extreme multi-correction”. That seems a bit out there to me. I think I’ll just stick with describing it as a potent skin repair serum made for targeting specific skin concerns, among them maskne, acne and even rosacea. And I’ve seen proof of that first one with my own eyes.
I began testing out The Cure X several weeks ago, when I was still donning a face mask every time I left the apartment. (Thankfully, those days are over!) Throughout the pandemic, I struggled with maskne — as so many people did. Last fall, I even published an article titled Best Maskne Treatments - Zitsticka Killa Zit Patches, Balm Labs Clear Balm Serum, Skinfix 911 Ointment and Self/Ish Exfoliating Pads — which you can still catch on the blog here.
BEST MASKNE TREATMENTS - ZITSTICKA KILLA ZIT PATCHES, BALM LABS CLEAR BALM SERUM AND SKINFIX 911 OINTMENT
As you can see, my initial anti-maskne recommendations comprised four products in all. Just for use around the mouth! Maskne was one of the most daunting experiences from the pandemic and certainly the most vexing when it came to my skin.
I wish I’d had Herbal Face Food’s The Cure X back then. A touch of The Cure X around the mouth area once or twice a day and I literally never experienced maskne ever again. Not even once.
Aliens wouldn’t tolerate something as banal as maskne, that’s for sure.
The most potent Anti-Oxidant, Anti-Aging skincare product on the market. Period. Contains 50 of the world’s most powerful botanicals including the top 20 rarest, most expensive plant concentrates on the planet. For when you need something seriously powerful.
- Herbal Face Food
The INCI of Herbal Face Food’s The Cure X reads like an herbalist’s kinky sex fantasy.
Again, there are double the number of botanicals in The Cure X formula with a whopping 50 plant extracts in all. According to the brand, 20 of those are among the rarest botanicals on Earth; ten are anti-viral, something I’ve never seen claimed in skincare.
Like the Herbal Face Food The Serum I, the entire top ten is all botanical extracts, beginning with Aloe Barbadensis Leaf Extract — in place of useless water. Yes, water is useless for the skin and a complete waste in skincare. It’s like cantaloupe in a fruit salad; it’s used as filler. And like cantaloupe, it has no benefit when applied topically to the skin. (At least it’s not as sticky as cantaloupe, so there’s that!)
In addition to the relatively uncommon anti-viral claim, Herbal Face Food states that The Cure X is anti-aging, anti-bacterial, anti-fungal, anti-microbial and anti-inflammatory. That’s a whole lot of anti-stuff before you get to the point that it’s a rather pro-skin health treatment.
Unlike the “milder” The Serum I starter treatment, there are a several fragrant plant oils in the The Cure X formula, among them Cinnamon Leaf Oil, Melissa Officinalis (Lemon Balm) Leaf Oil, and Tea Tree Leaf Oil — all of which have the potential to be sensitizing to the skin.
Importantly, The Cure X is recommended as a spot treatment, and not intended for use as an all-over serum. I haven’t tried it as such and wouldn’t want (or need!) to.
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That’s it, guys! I hope you’ve enjoyed my latest alien skincare product discovery! I encourage you to check out Herbal Face Food for yourself and avail yourself of the opportunity to save 20% off with my exclusive code.
It’s seriously otherworldly!
💟 Carmine @skincarma
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The Ingredient List of the Herbal Face Food The Serum I:
Aloe Barbadensis Leaf Extract, Simmondsia Chinensis Seed Extract, Haematococcus Pluvialis Extract, Helichrysum Stoechas Flower Extract, Lavandula Angustipolia Flower/Leaf/Stem Extract, Origanum Vulgaris Flower Extract, Eugenia Caryophyllus, Thymus Vulgaris Flower/Leaf Extract, Commiphora Myrrha Leaf/Cell Extract, Jasminum Officinale Flower/Leaf Extract, Vetiveria Zizanioides Root Extract, Cananga Odorata Leaf Oil, Pogostemon Cablin Leaf Extract, Santalum Album Extract, Elettaria Cardamomum Seed Extract, Citrus Nobilis, Citrus Medica Limonum Leaf Peal Stem, Cymbopogon Flexuosus Leaf Oil, Boswellia Carterii, Croton Lechleri, Daucus Carota Sativa (Carrot) Seed Oil, Ormenis Mixta, Rose Damenscena, Leptospermum Scoparium Leaf Extract, Callitris Intratropica, Vanilla Planifolia Bean Extract.
The Ingredient List of the Herbal Face Food The Cure X:
Aloe Barbadensis Leaf Extract, Simmondsia Chinensis Seed Extract, Haematococcus Pluvialis Extract, Helichrysum Stoechas Flower Extract, Lavandula Angustipolia Flower/Leaf/Stem Extract, Origanum Vulgaris Flower Extract, Eugenia Caryophyllus, Thymus Vulgaris Flower/Leaf Extract, Commiphora Myrrha Leaf/Cell Extract, Jasminum Officinale Flower/Leaf Extract, Vetiveria Zizanioides Root Extract, Cananga Odorata Leaf Oil, Pogostemon Cablin Leaf Extract, Santalum Album Extract, Elettaria Cardamomum Seed Extract, Citrus Nobilis, Citrus Medica Limonum Leaf Peal Stem, Melaleuca Alternifolia (Tea Tree) Leaf Oil, Leptospermum Scoparium Leaf Extract, Eucalyptus Globulus Leaf Oil, Daucus Carota Sativa (Carrot) Seed Oil, Achillea Millefolium Extract, Rosmarinus Officinalis Leaf Oil, Cinnamomum Zeylanicum Leaf Oil, Melissa Officinalis Leaf Oil, Melaleuca Viridiflora Leaf Oil, Cymbopogon Flexuosus Leaf Oil, Vanilla Planifolia Bean Extract, Cinnamomum Cassia, Mentha Piperita, Citrus Bergamia, Salvia Officinalis, Laurus Nobilis, Illicium Verum, Hyssopus Officinalis, Satureja Montana, Eucalyptus Polybractea, Michelia Champaca, Polianthes Tuberosa, Ormenis Mixta, Plumeria Rubra, Rose Damenscena, Rosa x damascena Mill., Citrus Aurantium, Fucus Vesiculosus L., Inula Graveolens, Angelica Archangelica, Boswellia Carterii, Croton Lechleri, Callitris Intratropica.
